sploib

n. a person who expends all of his/her energy worrying
about things that don't matter, and doesn't have enough
energy to worry about things that do matter.

v.to sploib

a.sploiby

sploiber

n. a person who is likely at any time to sploib.

Examples

• "I can see what kind of day this is going to be. He's having a total sploib-out."
• "Is that what he was sploibing about?"
• "Yuck. That meal was really sploiby."